dangergays:

imagine the shyest boy you know

that boy has a penis

that sometimes gets erect

riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

  • their favourite character
  • the lyrics they write on their hands
  • the colours they wear
  • which murder weapon they prefer
  • how they make their tea

666bot:

cronus is kurloz’s BIIIITCH

juiceboxknight:

I don’t even know anymore.

juiceboxknight:

I don’t even know anymore.

boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

morristibbs:

surimistick:

It’s hard, and nobody understands.

that age progression tho


maybe if you try hard enough you’ll have a chance to do something useful in life

sorry the internet was down for a few days so i just doodled and i thought it was okay so

maybe if you try hard enough you’ll have a chance to do something useful in life

sorry the internet was down for a few days so i just doodled and i thought it was okay so

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